|Hello, my loyal subjects! I've seen how much you love these point things, so I wish to get in on this action!|
Remember, for every point you give, a filly is let out of my dungeon.
Please, think of the fillies.
All those lovely, nubile people |
Partners in crime/Eldritch Demoman: ,
The on-and-off rival:
My Widdle Baby Sister Woona:
Faithful Servant/Throw rug:
Selfish grumpypants who doesn't share her candy:
Equestria's #1 Most Wanted
(If found, bring him to my bedchambers immediately, preferably sedated and with all pies confiscated)
Reward: 400,000,000,000,000 bits, half the castle, access to everymare in the kingdom
Reward: 200,000,000 bits, front row seats to his public
Wanted for breaking and entering, rampant cruelty and abuse to Her Majesty, wantonly devouring Her Majesty's cake, staging a coup, and probably a lot of other bad things.
Also, she cheated at playing dress-up with me. That's unforgivable.